WHATS WRONG WITH DUBBYA
1. His grammar(self-explanatory)
2. His pronounciation(self-explanatory)
3. His physical coordination(chokes on pretzels till he falls out
of consciousnous, falls off bicycles and segways, runs over his own
protection detail with his bicycle etc)
4. His stamina (idiot is unable to stay awake past 9pm, and goes on
vacation several times a year))
5. His memory (lots of things he cannot remember)
6. His mind (thinks God talks to him and told him to invade
Iraq)
7. His priorities(invades Iraq, thinks of invading Iran, while his
own borders remain unchecked against the hordes of Mexicans pouring
in)
And this is the very minor stuff, only scratches the surface.
